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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Just watched the Reunion special....Yeah, delete the "+ Jonna" part from that last post, please. Aren't you glad you didn't tap that? Thank G-d she played hard to get and you played everywhere else.... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Jasmine

Steffy Poopoo, you'll never be really beautiful. If your face mirrored your soul, you'd be a walking @sshole. BUT if you want to keep that "Pretty" title, shhhhh. The moment you communicate with words, the jigs up, and you're not pretty enough to cover up the stank that is you. And do something with your hair before you come on here complaining about Jasmine. Stupid b!tch, the only think you have going for you is looks and you're fvcking that up to? Black tw@ts like you always make me want to apologize t...... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Jonna

Watching the reunion special........DAMN, girl...Jasmine hasn't shanked you yet?... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a video on Real World Dailies | 29 months ago

Be My Boyfriend?

This is why you save the threesomes for later. If you went to a magic show, and the magician showed all his tricks in the first three minutes, how eager would you be for the rest of the show?... more

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KegelsForKoegel rated a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Joey

You're probably having sex as I'm typing this. I totally get your appeal. I had a British boyfriend who could drop panties faster than value points on the stock-market. He was also not a stickler when it came to personal hygiene. Baby-wipes saved our sex life. Invest! (Yes, I've tied in all of my points with that last line. Suhweet.)... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Jonna

Ok, so you're probably not going to win any "Best Girl-Friend Ever!" awards after your season aired. But, *****, who would want to be friends with And-I'll-Cut-YOU-Too, Seizure Face, and Napoleon Dynamite? Well, acutally, I like Napoleon Dynamite a bit. So feisty and small, you can put her in your pocket and take her out in a crisis. What you did to her over "Canada's No. 1 DJ, Eh" was fvcked up, but you weren't actually friends with these girls, so....All's fair in love and war? Anyway, it's unfair to j...... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Bronne

You know why you probably didn't get as much action as CJ and Joey? You're the kind of guy a chick marries. And no one anyone should marry wants to get married while vacationing in Cancun. You have staying power when it comes to attractiveness. Hilarious, intelligent, physically fit, cute, open....The list of great adjectives goes on and on. You're cast had most of the coolest men I've ever seen on MTV, and you lead the pack as equally as the rest did. Hope you're somwhere being spooned by Derek and laug...... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

Derek

I think you gave me ***** Envy. I had a healthy respect for them before, but seeing you convert straight men, and snuggle Bronne and CJ...I have a new-found appreciation for the power of the peen. And thank you for breaking down a few more gay stereotypes. It's very refreshing to see an emotionally stable, macho gay man with a relatively-normal vocal pitch on television. If you want to procreate one day, I have friends. Take care! And if CJ and Jonna ever do the nasty really nastily, cam those b!tches! T...... more

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KegelsForKoegel commented on a discussion thread on MTV | 29 months ago

G-d broke the Fvck Buddy mould when he made you. You're apparently a Scorpio, so, astrologically, you're supposed to be deep, but with six-pack (or more?) fabs like those, you don't need to be until you're forty. Hope you don't read too much into any negative feedback you might be getting on these boards. What do you care what Aiiiy-wtf-find-me-one-fvcker-who-can-spell-this-without-Google or your ex-girlfriend think? (LoL Props on the reverse break-up, btw. Getting someone to break up with you becaus...... more

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